I Hate Getting a Hair Cut

The Indians supposedly sold Manhattan to the settlers for $24 worth of beads and trinkets, but they are still living on the island because my head got scalped last night!

Now, I ask you, does that look like an inch of hair? That is a medium-sized binder clip.

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Just got back from a lunchtime tour of the Bloomberg offices in NY, courtesy of Colleen's brother, Jeff. Only one word can be used to described the offices: IMPRESSIVE! Twenty floors with a fishtank on almost every floor and 4000 employees. And I was this close to the president of Mongolia and Etonia. No pictures allowed, unfortunately.

Free and unlimited access to snacks galore. This was all I could sneak into my bag.